Thong Swimsuit Costume

I had high, high expectations for this swimsuit. I imagined strolling down the length of Grand Anse Beach, sporting my aviator shades, turning heads and working my Borat mo-jo. All while collecting big cash on the dare I took to do it. In reality, the back fits fine but there is *no way* any normal man will ever fit his package in this thing. It doesn't matter, a-hem, how cold the water is, this swimsuit is a one-way ticket to an indecent exposure charge.Side note: you do *not* want to get tossed into a Caribbean jail while wearing this swimsuit.

I purchased these as a joke to wear for my buddies. It fit very small. they were very durable though. I would have bought a bigger size if I would have known even though my friends got a good laugh

Perfect I love it

This suit isn't as tight and sexy as I would like. However, the liner does a great job of holding my rhinestoned banana in place until I take it off.

Because it's one-size and I wear small, it' a bit large for me. But it's sexy and feels great.

An awesome white elephant gift for christmas parties. Gave this one at a Sunday school class party and was the hit of the evening.

I got these as a gag and I used my invisible dog leash while wearing these on the beach. Not only did I get some weird looks, I also made some people laugh, which is what I was going for.Laughter is the best medicine and when you can make people laugh it fulfills your day. I wouldn't recommend these for everyday beach wear as there may be rules on your beach concerning thongs. HAHAHA!

Best gag gift ever!!!! My husband throws it on to embarrass the kids. Too funny.